The Coach Hug |
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Whilst women can certainly understand the value of a hug better than men, I'm sure everyone will agree that we all need to give and receive hugs. Hugging cures depression, it reduces stress, its invigorating, its rejuvenating and it is therefore healthy since it can generate plenty of pleasant side effects. Hugging is all natural and wholesome since there are no preservatives nor artificial ingredients and its nonfattening. In fact, hugging is practically perfect since there are no moving parts, no batteries to wear out, there is low energy consumption, a high energy yield, inflation proof, nontaxable and, of course, it is naturally fully returnable. Everyone therefore needs to be hugged and who better to hug than your swimming coach? So how do you hug your coach? Well, you should not just grab your coach since they would probably respond by fending you off. You have to ask your coach beforehand with something like "I'm offering hugs today which I'm sure will lighten your load a little - would you like a hug?" or "You look like you could use a hug today so I'm offering you one!". Just remember, everyone needs 1 hug for survival, 2 for maintenace and 3 for growth each day! |
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 have you hugged your coach today?
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